virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via pizza)

fangirlalert:


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It’s like how all of them react to a compliment
this really cute
"I’m just full of shit"
Matthew Healy (via bxnds-and-youtubers)

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

plaidmikey:

Pretty sure every member of 5sos is in love with calum, including calum

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

(Source: bumbleshark, via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

come-along-castiel:

Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia

(Source: p-ondsintime, via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

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